Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Inside Speak - a definition

So,

As we get to know each other better, and we shall, we need to establish some ground rules and introduce some of the lingo that will grace these pages.

First, please do not use these pages for personnel vendettas or to malign anyone. That would not be tolerated. This forum is for consumers to express themselves and let their voice be heard as they discuss the fare on offer in the market place by public and private offices.

Secondly, we need to calibrate the expression of our pleasure (or displeasure) so we can fully appreciate each others relative value of our experiences. So I give to you the definition of pleasure InsideLagos style.
 


Lesson 1 - For when you are happy
  • 1 star (*) = meets expectation     or      una try 
  • 2 stars     = better than expected  or      una do well
  • 3 stars     = excellent                    or      una too much
Lesson 2 - For when you are blue
  • 1 blackmark (-) = below par        or      why now?
  • 2 blackmarks     = poor                or      wowo
  • 3 blackmarks     = to be avoided  or      e don pass be careful
Lesson 3 - Our Metrics
  • Quality          - finishing/taste/experience
  • Service          - professionalism/timeliness/courtesy
  • Value for money 
  • Overall score - average of the 3
Lesson 4 - Our Ratings (Stars)
  • *     Safe bet                        or      e no bad
  • **   Highly recommended  or      nice one
  • *** A must                         or      no miss am
Lesson 5 - Our Ratings (Blackmarks)
  • -    If you must                   or      manage am
  • --  Better missed                or      no worry yourself
  • --- Best avoided                 or      no even try am
Lesson 6 - Tasty Sides
  • ♥  InsideLagos loves 
  • ☺ InsideLagos likes 
  • ☹  InsideLagos dislikes 
  • ☀  InsideLagos hopes for
  • ?  InsideLagos asks
  • ☁   Pet peeves

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